Or, "The Laptop Meets the Blacktop."

What mad genius concocted this, you ask?

We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.

A call to legs, whatever! Let's get on it!

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So we put a homework desk on yo' treadmill so you can do nothing while you go nowhere.

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

Or is it a laptop desktop? We may never know.