I Knew These Were Good For Something

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I Knew These Were Good For Something
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You know, other than ruining your hearing and making your ungodly record collection sound even worse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Our Love Can Never Be

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Our Love Can Never Be
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From the submitter:

Someone I know has had their pc bungee corded to a running window fan all summer. I asked them about what they do when it rains, when the wind blows in the rain, and they responded that it never occurred to them. They did finally take it down for the hurricane.

Introducing The Lamp Splint

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Introducing The Lamp Splint
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Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fruit Has a Hard Time Adapting To New Environments

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Fruit Has a Hard Time Adapting To New Environments
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Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

Oh Come On, It Has at Least a Few Hours Left

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Oh Come On, It Has at Least a Few Hours Left
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From the submitter:

In Heerlen (The Netherlands) they've evacuated the mall 't Loon and the surrounding appartments because the garage was on the edge of collapsing