Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

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books,furniture,holding it up,school,Shaky Support Systems
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With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

I Think I'll Take My Chances With Stairwell 2

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holding it up,Professional At Work,stairs,wtf
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Actually, I'll use this as a good excuse to just head home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Can Think of at Least 1 Reason Not to go on Vacation

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dual use,holding it up,home repair,suitcase
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Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When You Run Out of Bricks

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cars,dual use,holding it up,theft
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Lean Back! Lean Back!

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holding it up,kitchen kludge,sink
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Spooned and Screwed

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dual use,furniture,holding it up,silverware,stabby,tools
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When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA

Not The Only Thing That Needs To Be Held Up

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construction,holding it up,ladder,Professional At Work
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Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.

~NSHA