At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.
From the submitter:
She's not seaworthy but she's still seed-worthy.
Good call on just using the video cable. No one needs to hear the sound of inevitable doom that is a blue shell.