This Took Years of Memorization

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This Took Years of Memorization
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"Stop watching so much TV"

"But Mom! I'm preparing myself for a potential disaster!"

~NSHA

Oh, Put a Cork in It!

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Oh, Put a Cork in It!
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By Skabbolicious of Kattalogen fame
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Would you care for a bucket of our 2009 Chateaux de Céramique? ~NSHA

Works a Little Too Well

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Works a Little Too Well
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A discount alternative to hemorrhoid cream.

~NSHA

How To Clean Your Shoelaces

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How To Clean Your Shoelaces
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In this day and age, who can spring to buy a pack of $1.99 laces?

~NSHA