A Forklift Driver's Retirement Gift

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A Forklift Driver's Retirement Gift
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You've sat in an awkward seat the last 30 years, what harm is another 10 gonna do?

~NSHA

A Piss Poor Substitute

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A Piss Poor Substitute
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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

Strength In Number Twos

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Strength In Number Twos
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Suburban Fishing

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Suburban Fishing
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Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

Kassette Kludge: Guess You Gotta Do Something With Them

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Kassette Kludge: Guess You Gotta Do Something With Them
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That's me in the spotlight, losing my usefulness. ~NSHA