Don't worry, it's a 105lb bond. With PERMANENT Sharpie.
Noooo, that's not how you fix your lenses with a glowstick! All you have to do is squeeze the liquid directly into your eyes. Bam. X-ray vision.
I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."
Protip: filling the bag with chloroform ensures a more restful sleep.
Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?