Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
And I hate it when you throw it back up into my plants.
But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN'T CRY.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.