"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.
Nah, just kidding. You use the middle click to do that. Seriously. Your browsing life will never be the same.
Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.