All War Really Is...

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All War Really Is...
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This may well be the most profound metaphor ever published on this site. Or it might just be a cool chess set. What do you think? ~NSHA

Back(flash)light

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Back(flash)light
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Much better than a back(flesh)light.

~NSHA

Just In Time For Summer!

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Just In Time For Summer!
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You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Those Awkward Teenage Years When They First Start Using It

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Those Awkward Teenage Years When They First Start Using It
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They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.

~NSHA

Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions
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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

Much Easier To Clean Up

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Much Easier To Clean Up
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Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.

~NSHA