Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

They Couldn't Figure Out a Way To Segway This Product To Market

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They Couldn't Figure Out a Way To Segway This Product To Market
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"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

It Only Has Some of The Bells and Whistles

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It Only Has Some of The Bells and Whistles
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Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

Cooking Ladderally

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Cooking Ladderally
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Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA