If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
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