This may well be the most profound metaphor ever published on this site. Or it might just be a cool chess set. What do you think? ~NSHA
Much better than a back(flesh)light.
You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.
They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
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