Ah, the classic tenant who's terrified of not getting his deposit back. The "art" is held up by painter's tape, there's not a shelf to be seen and the curtains are just blankets supported by an elaborate system of clothespins and tape. Definitely not describing how I live at all...

~NSHA

Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!

~NSHA

There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!

~NSHA

Having a bungee cord wrapped near a wheel without power steering. Well, that could be fun.

~NSHA

Uh oh, the fan is coming loose again. Better go buy another loaf of bread.

~NSHA