And I hate it when you throw it back up into my plants.
I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.
Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.