That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.
Thank god that chair is built for Mississippi school standards.
Right here, in the brush case. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And due to superstition, the front door was never opened again.
There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!