If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
Flick lighter to activate seat warmer. ~NSHA
He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.
And the table top is more stable than anything you can find at their stores.
There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!
I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.