This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA

Must be a new product from everyone's favorite inventor, Balloon Boy's Dad. Patent pending.

~NSHA

Seriously.

Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.

~NSHA