Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?
Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.
Now you know how I get to work everyday. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA