I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Protip: filling the bag with chloroform ensures a more restful sleep.

~NSHA

Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?

~NSHA

Just like when making breakfast, those should never be confused.

~NSHA