Tampon jokes. Always gross.
This may well be the most profound metaphor ever published on this site. Or it might just be a cool chess set. What do you think? ~NSHA
From the submitter:
In a pinch, baling twine makes a decent shoelace... And a bold fashion statement.
This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.
I probably shouldn't have broken one mirror to fix the other. ~Not-So-Handy Andy