Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
Okay, the true American is to pay someone else to do it. But this is a close second. Happy 4th! ~NSHA
You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.
Much better than a back(flesh)light.