From the submitter:
Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.
Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.
Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.
Fact: the majority of bike thieves are male. Fact: a male would be very uncomfortable on this seat.
What's that? You want to go left? lolnope.