Or at least paint themselves pink and put on a metallic chef hat. ~NSHA
Don't you know what he's done to your family???
The handlebars may be sideways, but that just improves the adventure. ~NSHA
Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.
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