From the submitter:

the canister did not fit under the faucet..... So we made an adapter from a wash mitt, a tube and tape.

Although... I could really go for a seasoned hamster.

~NSHA

Don't worry, it's a 105lb bond. With PERMANENT Sharpie.

~NSHA

Noooo, that's not how you fix your lenses with a glowstick! All you have to do is squeeze the liquid directly into your eyes. Bam. X-ray vision.

~NSHA