Every fixer in the rest of the USA (only 70 in Seattle suckers!) should shut down their computer, take it apart and try this. It's the only way to stay cool. The ONLY way.
Almost as useful as cloud insurance.
Although much less prevalent, illegal border-crossings from Canada are much more entertaining.
If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.
Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN'T CRY.