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If there's one thing Gordon Ramsay doesn't have time for, it's your bullshit. 

The star of shows like Kitchen Nightmare, MasterChef, and the undisputed best show on TV MasterChef Jr, Gordon is known for his temper. That's what makes this video — which bounces between his two talents, cooking and casually telling amateur cooks that they're stupid — such a winner. We get cooking, supportive Gordon, and piss off Gordon.

 

Nick clearly failed to grasp the unspoken, yet assumed etiquette of navigating the crazy world of Tinder: don't rapid fire unanswered messages, don't be a cankerous dickhead of a douchecanoe to matches that 'just aren't feeling you', and don't be a racist. Fail to abide by those reasonable commandments, and you leave yourself vulnerable to being the next fella to fall prey to social media-driven condemnation on good 'ol venting outlets like Imgur and Facebook. 

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Please Charlie, tell us how you really feel about DJ Trump. We're all dying to know. In all seriousness, wtf happened Mr. Sheen? Did you snort a few lines of bad booger-sugar with a side of bath salts for good insanity-inducing measure, before taking it away with these strange Trump Hate-Haikus? Whatever the creative lubricant that went into these rage-filled tweets, we can only hope we get more of these fine displays of ridiculousness.

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Get your day going in the right direction and chase away anything you might be failing at with these awesome-soaked memes. 

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2017 hasn't been a great year, and it's probably not going to be getting any better. But you know, it's not so bad that people are getting snail facials, you know, allowing snails to drag their slime across your face to prevent aging.

Oh, wait, people are doing that? 

Cool.

Well, at least everyone is making fun of them. 


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Sometimes the stars align and everything just goes perfectly according to plan. Well, that's exactly what happened in these photos. These 45 photographic masterpieces are the complete opposite of FAIL. 

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It ain't easy to read off a teleprompter, especially when you're a reality-TV gameshow host at heart. They would never do that.

But before his speech to congress last night, he was just an everyman practicing in his limo. 

Luckily, we got a look at that and people started paying him a little lip service. Check it out:

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