girlfriend

She definitely gets into it: you can really see the hurt behind her eyes, the pained expression, and yes, of course the sheer virtual reality-ridden ignorance of our racer gamer of the hour. I mean hey, it's hard out here for a dude to hit those checkpoints on the road to topping high score, am I right?

Hopefully he didn't fail his mission, because he's clearly one 'game over' from taking up residence in the doghouse.

It's February, that means T-14 days until Valentine's Day / Singles Awareness Day! Time to start making reservations for you and your Special Someone, or to start stocking up on candy and/or booze to drown your misery!

When you're going away from home for a while, you need to make sure that while you're gone your cats are fed, your mail's taken in, and your boyfriend is pleasured.