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It's February, that means T-14 days until Valentine's Day / Singles Awareness Day! Time to start making reservations for you and your Special Someone, or to start stocking up on candy and/or booze to drown your misery!
Jordan McNelly was chugging along, living easy, ready to enjoy a nice day off when his mentally-incapacitated girlfriend sent off the unholy grail of 'wrong number' texts. I think our newly single bro back in the world of bachelorhood is getting off easy. Either way you deal this shitshow out, it hints at a serious mental mess of a girlfriend: she sent it off to him on purpose in attempt to initiate break-up in most brutal way possible; or she was so immensely clueless and careless she sent off a relationship-crushing text to the dude she was dating. At least the Twitter peanut gallery was around to step forward with much appreciated comedic relief.
Via nypost
Evan Scribner was busted by his girlfriend when she opened up his Pokémon GO account to discover that the cheating trainer had been roaming the high grass in a territory he shouldn't be.
Scribner's spot was blown when his girlfriend noticed the New York neighborhood where Evan caught a Zubat was the same area his ex-girlfriend lived. Pokémon GO uses geolocation services to monitor where and when each Pokémon caught is found. Soo, yeah, Evan had no excuse.
“She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,” a broken-hearted Scribner told The Post. “She found out last night at my house and hasn’t contacted me since then,” Scribner said.
Via Lewis Smart
This woman is one in a million, fellas. Did she potentially take things a little too far, and put on a WWE-worthy kind of spectacle for the other, unsuspecting cafe patrons? Suuure, but damn if she provided enough material for a 2 Fast and far Too furious fight sequence; and didn't fail to give some of us very strange erections.
