If there's one thing we can count on when it comes to the dark humorously twisted black hole that is Club Penguin; it's for things to spiral out of control between users when it comes to dialogue. Also, it's truly amazing when it comes to the lengths people would go to to get themselves blacklisted from the game's servers. Color me impressed, but also vaguely disgusted. 

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The dictionary has been doing great work these last few months. Not only have they reminded us that things like "alternative facts" are just lies, but also corrected Trump's poor grammar in real time.

Now, as we got ready to find out whether we'd still have health insurance next year, the dictionary threw some major shade:


Are we waking up from the nightmare or just returning to it? Hard to say. But at least Merriam-Webster is there with us. 

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The internet can be a wonderful place full of information and wisdom, but more often than not it turns into soapbox for people to spout whatever insane rhetoric or obsessions they have. It becomes a fabulous echo chamber where you can validate your own thoughts and convictions because only your opinion matters. 

These are a few of those people. 

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The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

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Via: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds have been busy absolutely destroying the press tour for Life, by providing an endless procession of hilariously candid bromance-fueled interviews. The dudes cannot be stopped, and the chemistry between the two is next level. As a fan of both these guys and their work, I'm just so damn happy Hollywood finally brought 'em together; because I think we're witnessing the prelude to an epic talk show, with them as our hosts. Oh please, please, let it happen. 

If you're unfamiliar with Sebastian Lukács v. Gorka, you're really missing out. One of Trump's highest-level counter terrorism "experts," Gorka hit it big over the last last few weeks, after Gorka called a critic on the phone because the critic was mean to him on Twitter (you can listen to that call here), it was discovered that he swore allegiance to a neo-Nazi group, and had a blistering profile Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.


Now, after his appearance on Sean Hannity, Twitter is showing this Nazi what's up. Yeah, he's a Nazi who works for the president. 

Classic Gorka, using a nation's tragedy to justify his bigotry. Twitter, you're up to bat.

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