The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage.
His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!").
"I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015.
Apparently the joke started when teens attempted to replicate the Kardashian sibling's large lips by putting a bottle cap over their mouths and sucking out the air. The only problem? Well, that has a tendency to keep your lips swollen for a long period of time, and in some cases can even lead to a loss of sensation entirely.
But when did that ever stop a good hashtag game?
A release explaining Willie's Reserve says it reflects Nelson's appreciation for "the many varieties and range of the plant's qualities." The release says the 81-year-old Nelson will collaborate with master growers to define standards for the strain.