"She" Was The First In Her Class To Grow A Beard.

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Probably not the best picture to use on a dating site...

Etsy Model FAIL

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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

This is Not What We Intended When We Made the Bikini

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We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Bad Enough That Someone Designed That Bikini, But Someone Actually Bought It?!

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What's A Little Hypothermia Compared With A SWEET TAN?

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Friends Sold Seperately.

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I wonder what kind of bet he lost...

Never Too Old For A String Bikini

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