Looking to make your bathing suit a little more... literary this summer? Well, check the via link below for a treat!

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?