We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Prom is a Very Nice!

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bathing suit,bikini,inappropriate,mankini,prom
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The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

Take a Look Kid, You Won't Be Seeing It Again For a While

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baby,bikini,lady bits,oh god why,stroller,techno,what
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Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

Don't Even Try and Hate On All This

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beard,bikini,cross dressing,manly,pool
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Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

The Boardwalk Used to Be Such a Nice Place

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bikini,boardwalk,crossdress,no thanks
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I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?

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babes,BAMF,beach,bikini,gun,machine gun,swimsuit
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Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

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