Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.

Or is two-tone flesh the new hotness for this season?

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

If you got it, flaunt it?