Prom is a Very Nice!

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The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

Look, They Match!

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You can tell they're sisters, or at LEAST best friends with matching tastes, because of how well they go together.

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Chainmail Does Not Protect MY EYES!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us

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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.