Don't Even Try and Hate On All This

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Don't Even Try and Hate On All This
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Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!

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Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!
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Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.

Amish Beards Bring All the Ladies

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Amish Beards Bring All the Ladies
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I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.

System of a Sequin

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System of a Sequin
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Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

Who Lost a Shaving Bet? This Guy

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Who Lost a Shaving Bet? This Guy
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It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.

The Weirdest Facial Hair, Now the Most Ironic Necklace

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The Weirdest Facial Hair, Now the Most Ironic Necklace
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Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

Now Anyone Shorter Than Him Will Join His Army

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Now Anyone Shorter Than Him Will Join His Army
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Stare deeply into the beard. You are getting sleepy...