C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.

The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."

There's no going back, you deserve it. It's purrrrfect for you.

Okay, so I understand the cat/panther/feline on the back of his head, but what's the design on his cheek supposed to be? Flames? Puffy Batman-smoke? A swan fighting a pterodactyl?

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

The forge where it's from is pretty underground. Hell, I was BORN underground.