Dressed to WIN: Build a Little Birdhouse In Your Beard

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Dressed to WIN: Build a Little Birdhouse In Your Beard
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It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?

The Half-Beard Strikes Again!

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The Half-Beard Strikes Again!
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Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

Don't Even Try and Hate On All This

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Don't Even Try and Hate On All This
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Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!

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Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!
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Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.

Amish Beards Bring All the Ladies

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Amish Beards Bring All the Ladies
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I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.

System of a Sequin

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System of a Sequin
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Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

Who Lost a Shaving Bet? This Guy

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Who Lost a Shaving Bet? This Guy
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It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.