Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.

I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

Stare deeply into the beard. You are getting sleepy...

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