Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.
Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.
Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.
I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.
Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.
It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.
Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.
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