One of the unfortunate byproducts of hipster marriages is the hipster baby. Cool, chic, urban, despised by his peers while also being the subject of their envy, the hipster baby is truly representative of the times we live in. Come to think of it, hipsters and babies have several things in common. I mean, they both whine a lot, they love nap time, they're often doted on by their parents, and at the end of the day they're both full of it (Rimshot).
With all of that in mind, here are some hipster babies. Leave some comments about how inauthentic and passe they are. I'm sure they would love it!
See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.
But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.