Please Let This Be Satire. Please.

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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

Why This is, We Will Never Know

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Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!

Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly

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This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!

We Look Out For One Another in This Family

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Kids These Days, Vol. 1: Smoking Candy

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So, what exactly are kids up to these days? If this future Nobel Laureate's video is any indication, it's attempting to smoke candy using mom's fireplace lighter (she's looking for that, man, put it back!).

Have any other examples of terrible kid fads and egregious errors in parental oversight? Submit them to Parenting.failblog!

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Parents Around the World: Is This a Coming of Age Rite of Some Kind?

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You Don't Want to Know What it Smells Like

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