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Sometimes the iPhone unleashes your latent psychic abilities with its auto-correct feature. Other times it just provides the LOLs.
Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time?
Me: You mean get her drunk?
(Me and my mom were looking at a picture of the woman with the longest fingernails in the world.)
Me: Wow! Those would be hard to paint…
Mom: How does she wipe her ass?
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