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What Would Your Toddler Text You?

The If Toddlers Texted tumblr spells out what our toddlers would say to their friends, family members, and favorite fictional characters. The poop emoji would have a whole different connotation in this context.

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parenting trolling image A Dad Trolled His Partner With Increasingly Outrageous Baby Pictures
Via: manversusbaby
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This dad posted his trolling text messages on Facebook with this description:

Tough week. Charlie's mum's maternity leave ended. So the person in our house who prevents fires etc. returned to work..

Whilst I found myself looking after our little boy properly on my own.. Its true to say that as Lyns walked out the door that first morning there was quite a few tears, sobbing, and protest-soiling.. but, in my defence, by lunchtime I had calmed down a bit.

Anyway, to alleviate Lyns' concerns about leaving Charlie in the care of a f*ckwit, I promised to keep in touch...