Submitter Brittany's dad sent this to her while on vacation. Take a road trip through the USA at Cheezburger's new Americana site!
(Mom had left for a business trip and it was just dad and I by ourselves)
Dad: So, you wanna get some hookers and blow?
Me: Seriously, Dad?
Dad: Fine... how about some pot? Do you know anyone? Or shrooms, 'cause that'll be cool too. Or both... at the same time!
(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.)
Me: What are those for?
dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.
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