As Close as You'll Get

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brofist,James Hetfield,metal,metallica
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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

Undercover Mastodon Fan

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James Hetfield,Mastodon,metallica,troll,trolling
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Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?

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