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By Unknown
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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

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St. Anger is proof positive that musicians should never go to rehab. We're looking at YOU, James.

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By jackjohn (Via: Metal Sucks)
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If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

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By Unknown
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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

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