As Close as You'll Get

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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

I AM THE TABLE

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Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.

She Clearly Has Hearing Problems

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Consoling Bird is Here for You

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Who will console Consoling Bird for being a terrible meme?

Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

Master of Pepperoni

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Hetfield Approves

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how to be a table,metallica
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