I AM THE TABLE

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I AM THE TABLE
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Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.

Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture
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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

Still No Justice for Jason

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Still No Justice for Jason
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Lulu, of course, is the TRUE masterpiece. Also, this chart hasn't quite exercised Master of Puppets to its fullest potential.