Chris Brown Not Being a Decent Human Being FAIL

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Chris Brown Not Being a Decent Human Being FAIL
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This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

Star Wars Spliced and Scrambled into Call Me Maybe

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Star Wars! Call Me Maybe! Is there anything more you could possibly want, Internet? I didn't think so.

Happy Anniversary, Death Metal Rooster!

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One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.

JUST SAYIN'

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JUST SAYIN'
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In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.