It's actually kind of scary how good this guy is. Close your eyes and let the Ian flow through you...

That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

Star Wars! Call Me Maybe! Is there anything more you could possibly want, Internet? I didn't think so.

You still tear up every time you hear this song, even after the billionth time. Admit it.