Cell Phones Are Not a Symphonic Instrument

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Cell Phones Are Not a Symphonic Instrument
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Those of you who get it can help out those who don't in the comments.

They Key of Bitch-Flat

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They Key of Bitch-Flat
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Ugh, G-flat major? WHY NOT JUST MAKE EVERYTHING IN THE KEY OF C MAJOR? PLEEEEEASE?

Music FAILS: The Six Levels of Social Self-Exile

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Music FAILS: The Six Levels of Social Self-Exile
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What level are you guys? Are you socially functioning radio jammers or introverted math-drone free thinkers? DISCUSS.

Happy Anniversary, Death Metal Rooster!

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One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.