The healing process will take time. It involves strapping you to to a chair and making you listen to any form of music that doesn't have a "drop" or an army of single-minded fans.

I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

The same genius (and we don't use that word lightly) who made Mitt Romney rap "The Real Slim Shady" is back, this time to make Barack Obama sing LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." As good as it is, I still want to know what reason the president had for saying "sexy."