Finally, a fairly ridiculous argument over something not wrapped up in politics---never thought I'd see the day. I've always loved these thick-frosted bites of sugar-rush-to-the-bloodstream goodness, but apparently that's a bit of an overkill for other, less appreciative swine out there that care about silly things like their physical health. And thus the stage was set for the Great Grocery Store Cookie War of 2017. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a newly awakened, blinding, wild hunger for a box of these ASAP; and also bothered, this is even a question up for debate. Many a night of my reformative youth was dedicated to greedily stealing at least 80% of these cookies from the box when my parents were foolish enough to put 'em within arm's reach/buy them in the first place. Surprised my teeth haven't fallen out yet. 

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Comedian Jenn Welch's father passed away recently, so she took the opportunity to take to Tinder and create a 'Dead Dad Tinder' account. Heal pain through laughter or something like that right? We don't want to take away from the sheer grimness of her loss, but big ups to Welch for shining some comedic light on a period of her life that might otherwise have been given over to full on grieving. 

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I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at. 

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Ah yes, another Monday most unfortunately underway. With a cup of freshly brewed black gold/lifeblood you're well on your way to keeping yourself busy enough to forget about the painful glaring reality that the week has just begun. Well good news for you, my wearisome, bleary-eyed, groggy traveler: we've got a solid collection of dank tweets that manage to offer a funny, albeit sarcastic commentary on this crazy little thing we call life. The one tweet about millennials being the generation to 'discover immortality', struck a particular chord with me: like yo, please let us have this one. Please. 

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Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona was recently featured on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, in which Gordon Ramsay eventually broke off his agreement to help the bakery because the owners, Samy and Amy Bouzaglo were too awful to work with... yeah, that's right: if Gordon Freakin' Ramsay thinks you're too difficult, maybe it's time to do some soul searching. If that doesn't give you a good idea of what the Bouzaglos are like, maybe this will...

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