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Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.
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Eye Love Craigslist

Funny Craigslist posting of someone who had a magical moment with someone on a strange treasure hunt that left behind a glass eye. You think the post is one of love and wanting to return the glass eye, but nope, he just telling her he gonna keep the glass eye because it is cool.
Just to be clear, he put this posting on Craigslist just to let her know he is keeping the glass eye! WHAT?

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Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

craigslist desperate missed connections nerd We Are Dating - 5050779904
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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"