Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold

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Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!

Desperate Nerds Are Desperate

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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

Sexual Harrassment: Don't Give Up on It!

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"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded.

I Want to Thpend All My Time With You!

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Because Houseboat

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Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

Did You Forget Anything? LIKE YOUR SUBTLETY?

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The Most Awkward Missed Connection

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