missed connections

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Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!

why is this a missed connection?
Via Uproxx
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

Very funny post on Craigslist 'Missed Connection" of what sounds like a unisex bathroom in which the woman was banging on the door and the guy's penis was stuck in his zipper.
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Maybe she looked like Cameron Diaz? (There's Something About Mary. I saw this after I decided to see what hilarity my town had to offer.)
craigslist desperate missed connections nerd We Are Dating - 5050779904
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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.
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Eye Love Craigslist

Funny Craigslist posting of someone who had a magical moment with someone on a strange treasure hunt that left behind a glass eye. You think the post is one of love and wanting to return the glass eye, but nope, he just telling her he gonna keep the glass eye because it is cool.
Just to be clear, he put this posting on Craigslist just to let her know he is keeping the glass eye! WHAT?