Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

Unless that 0 is a typo, this guy doesn't stand a chance.

I will henceforth refer to tampons as "blood Teabags of love."

I LIKE YOGA BECAUSE IT RELIEVES ME OF STRESS AND ENCOURAGES ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND STOP SHOUTING ALL TIME

Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.

Posting a woman's personal information and picture on craigslist doesn't sound like "accepting it," sir. Admit it, you're still a little mad.