Maybe she's trying to tell you that you need to floss.
Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!
It's a good thing that the ratio of male to female Star Wars fans is exactly 50-50. Otherwise, this would be one very lonely guy.
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