missed connections

craigslist,desperate,missed connections,nerd,We Are Dating
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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

craigslist,creepy cupid,missed connections,neighbors,stalking,We Are Dating
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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
craigslist,missed connections,We Are Dating,yoga
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I LIKE YOGA BECAUSE IT RELIEVES ME OF STRESS AND ENCOURAGES ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND STOP SHOUTING ALL TIME

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