missed connections

There's more office follies at Monday Thru Friday!

Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

Unless that 0 is a typo, this guy doesn't stand a chance.
Everyone on Craigslist knows that Pedobear is for kids and not for the 60 plus age group.

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement