Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold

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Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold
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Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!

Just Like Dating Womp Rats Back Home

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Just Like Dating Womp Rats Back Home
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It's a good thing that the ratio of male to female Star Wars fans is exactly 50-50. Otherwise, this would be one very lonely guy.