missed connections

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By Unknown
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Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

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By Unknown
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Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.

why is this a missed connection?
Via: Uproxx
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

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