missed connections

why is this a missed connection?
Via: Uproxx
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

Ad posted to Craigslist of a guy who is asking for someone to date his ex-wife so that she leave him alone already.
By Not Sure (Via: neworleans.craigslist.org)
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When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.
craigslist Hall of Fame missed connections star wars - 5154633216
By Lestat
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It's a good thing that the ratio of male to female Star Wars fans is exactly 50-50. Otherwise, this would be one very lonely guy.