missed connections

By Unknown
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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
By Unknown
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Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

Ad posted to Craigslist of a guy who is asking for someone to date his ex-wife so that she leave him alone already.
By Not Sure (Via: neworleans.craigslist.org)
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When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.
why is this a missed connection?
Via: Uproxx
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

Shocking Craigslist advertisement from a woman who had someone fondle her breasts on the train and now wants to meet him.
By Neal (Via: newyork.craigslist.org)
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Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.