Only Slightly Better Than a Text

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Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.

Support our troops.. please?

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By thanks for trying
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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Crisis Averted

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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.

What I'm Saying Is That You Have a Small P33n

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The Importance of Personal Grooming

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It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems

If Only Balls Were Like Chia Pets

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