relationships

birthday,dating,gift,present,relationships,sex,shoes
By Unknown
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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

dating,movies,relationships
By Unknown
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Either she didn't show up, or the theatre is now on fire.

auto correct,breaking up,dating,ex,fake,octagon,over,relationships
By Unknown
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Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.

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