Finding Love in the Tall Grass

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Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

autocowrecks - herman cain pokemon

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

This Is Why We Never Sleep

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Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.