Looks Like Next Year's Valentine's Day Gift Is Covered

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The Best Way to a Man's Heart

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

The Last Straw

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Does Not Compute

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There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

Say it or So Help Me

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Call of Desperation

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