S/He is so easy to talk to, we have so much in common.
Oh look, they're going to oil drilling. Must be between a couple BP employees.
From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.
BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!