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By Unknown
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Oh look, they're going to oil drilling. Must be between a couple BP employees.

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By Victor
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

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When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.

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BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

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