At Least It Rhymes... No It Doesn't

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My To-Do List of People to Do

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dating,relationships,sex,sleeping
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What Are YOU Doing New Year's Eve?

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Mindreading

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Forever Alone

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And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

autocowrecks - pillow date

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Breakup Wreck-Up

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You're not even going to fight a little bit? Just to make me feel more desirable? Eff you.