Clearly the Most Honorable Response

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I Have Two Modes: Rise Above It or SET IT ON FIRE

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You and Me Both, Siri

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Programmed to Love

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A+

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Go to the head of the class.

Actually, You Just Made It Easier for Me to Get Over You

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(Mis)Dial-a-Lesbian

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