It Was the Box Set of Sex and the City That Gave It Away

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It Was the Box Set of Sex and the City That Gave It Away
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You might be confused by the "Meeple" and "Mupple" exchange at the beginning, but a quick trip to Urban Dictionary clears things up.

Meeple:
A generic term for little wooden figures used in german board gaming.

Mupple: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance.

That makes sense! So the son/daughter was pontificating to "Dad" about the apparent lack of control any of us has over our lives, like pawns on a chessboard or meeples in a German board game, and "Dad" responded that by pairing ourselves into loving and supportive but unconventional relationships (such as, just for example, a mupple), we can often soothe the pang of life's persistent existential uncertainty. This segues perfectly into the son/daughter discussing his/her preferences when finding suitable partners.

Bacon: It's All You Need

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Bacon: It's All You Need
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FINE I WILL

I'D RATHER SEE BACON WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ANYWAY

The Last Straw

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The Last Straw
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"I broke you Xbox?" Is she texting her console?

Oh Man a Color Background and EVERYTHING

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Oh Man a Color Background and EVERYTHING
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"Oh man, I can't wait play a game of java-based solitaire while listening to the new White Stripes album!"