It's final exam season again. Table turnover is at an all-time high.
Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.
"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.
Someone needs to purge your house of the seedy underbelly of the mail delivery, why not BATDOG?
The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.
Unfortunately, even though she's getting naked, she has to leave the top on if she wants to shake it. It rather defeats the whole purpose.