He Won't Know the Difference

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He Won't Know the Difference
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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

That's Even More Depressing. Wow.

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That's Even More Depressing. Wow.
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Now I just feel sad for Ronald Wayne. Schadenfreude isn't working like it's supposed to, dammit.

(Bro)keback Phone

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(Bro)keback Phone
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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.